Your kids are loud brats
They drive me fucking insane
Thank God for vodka
Pigeons are nasty
Always shitting on my car
Where’s my BB gun?
I really love booze
But beer goggles are a bitch
Who the hell is Frank?
Apple products suck
The updates screw up my phone
Fucking piece of crap
Zombies creep me out
Stinking flesh and googly eyes
Oops that’s my neighbor
Hipster men are freaks
Tight red pants and suspenders
You look like a girl
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